I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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