normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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