Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
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