she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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