You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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