If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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