Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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