"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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