Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
Randomize
