even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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