At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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