Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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