dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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