NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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