You can't motorboat a personality
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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