This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I wear drunk well.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Randomize
