He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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