do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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