We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
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