I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Randomize
