Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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