im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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