How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I just had sex on a roof
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize
