I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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