So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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