Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
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