So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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