thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
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