There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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