ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
this boner is exhausting
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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