She's JV to your varsity
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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