I hope mine doesn't look like that
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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