goodnight i made you a song goodbye
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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