I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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