Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
look no pants
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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