last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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