i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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