I just cut my nipple shaving
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Randomize
