don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Acid is not a monday night drug
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
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