Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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