I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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