"it" just moved
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
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