I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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