Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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