Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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