Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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