just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
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