I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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