The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
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