How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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