This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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