69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I just had sex on a roof
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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