That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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